Phunny Pharm Customers

To the customers at the Phunny Pharm,
To all the customers who know what drugs they're taking by name, and why they're taking them. To the customers who pick up their prescriptions when they say they will. To the customers who call their own doctors and insurance companies. To the customers who bring in their insurance cards, and their prescriptions before they expire.
To you good people who spell your names and don't give us nicknames, and who tell us when a name has been changed. To you people who don't act like copayments are our fault, and don't ask other people to pay them for you. To you who say those sweet words "I'll pick it up tomorrow."
To everyone who always takes their medications as directed. To everyone who doesn't loose or "break" bottles. To everyone who has never pharmacy shopped to get early controlled substances.
To everyone who chooses not to use the drive thru, and to you who don't smoke, eat, talk on the phone, or yell at your children in the drive thru or at the counter.
To all the men who don't flirt with us, or act like we're attracted to you.
To the people who don't curse at us, the people who don't defecate on the floor, don't steal, and wash regularly.

You're allowed to come in more often!