Tuesday, September 3, 2013

My Fail Name Chart

There are times working at the Phunny Pharm where I and my coworkers find ourselves wondering just how to spell a customer's name. Let's see if you would have guessed these fail spellings. (Just a note, to qualify for this list the customer had to tell me the name without offering a spelling and make me guess, or be offended when I asked for the spelling.)

Heard        -    Spelled

Heather    -    Hethar
China        -    Chyna
Miranda    -    Myranda
Kathy        -    Kathi
Micha        -    Myka
Christine    -    Khristine
Karen        -    Charon
Marissa    -    Maryssa
Cody        -    Kody
Martin        -    Maarten
Vanessa    -    Anessa
Karen        -    Karyn
Amber        -    Kamber
Tia        -    Tiha
Jordan        -     Jordyn
Cosi        -    Cocy
Jeremy        -    Jerimie
Sydney    -    Cydneigh
Abigail    -    Avigail
Kelly        -    Kayleigh
Leah        -    Lia
Erica        -    Arica
Antione    -    Annetwan
Austin        -    Austyn
Megan        -    Meaghan
Denzelle    -    Denizilye
Donita        -    Dawnita
Autumn    -    Autymn

And some names that just makes you wonder what their parents were thinking.

Raishaun
Charisse
Priscah
Tyrek
Kelleen
Lika
Pevis
Jaquavieus
Brandice
Jermonie
Rowshawna
Nathaly
Shaquala
Sunshine
Dazhane
Marquisa


The fails aren't so much in the spellings here, the fail is expecting me to already know it.

I love my friend Stef'ney because she knows to spell her name for people.

(Also! Watch Stef in Crafty girls! Shameless plug! XD )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_AIIjpg0JE